"A penguin without a heart song is hardly a penguin at all!" Ring a bell? Yes, it is from the very cute movie 'Happy Feet', a story about a penguin who was different from others of his own kind; a penguin who could not sing like the other penguins but who could dance (tap-dance, rather) really well.
A conversation from the same movie between Mumble (the tap-dancing penguin) and his dad, Memphis, soon after Mumble hatched from his egg:
Memphis: Whatcha doin' there, boy?
Baby Mumble: [tap dancing] I'm happy, Pa!
Memphis: Whatcha doin' with your feet?
Baby Mumble: [looks down] They're happy, too!
Okay, so I am not reviewing the movie, in case you were wondering
. But there are two reasons for bringing it up. The first reason - Look at the Olay Total Effects bottle... Does it not look like a penguin? Especially the pump... does it not look like a penguin's head?? 
The second reason - Well, there is not much difference right now between Junior and Baby Mumble!! We are off to a riverside resort tomorrow; and he is already dancing, hopping, jumping and what not, around the whole house. 
Before starting with the review, I would to like to mention that this review is based on my 7-day experience of using the Olay Total Effects 7 in One Cream + Serum Duo. Okay, now let me dive straight in... 